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*PHOENIX JEFFERSON BOULSTRADGE ,

" Yo. You missed Phoenix. Leave the message at the beep, and I'll ring you back soon. And please, don't say anything stupid. "

* STOP CALLING, STOP CALLING ,
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this masterpiece was created by none other than zee (a.k.a. FLUNK IS A FOUR LETTER WORD @ caution two point oh). If you steal it, she will make a snowman out of your internal organs and place it right next to Charlie's. That's right. Your organs will be on the NORTH FLIPPING POLE. I'd suggest you not steal, if you know what's best for you. Lyrics are from "Telephone" by Lady Gaga and Beyoncé (fitting, no?).

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[schuyler dupont]

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from schuyler dupont

Pretty good! Trying to figure out my Trig homework. /: How are you?

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[schuyler dupont]

from schuyler dupont

I didn't hate it until we got assigned summer math homework? I dunno. And yeah, I know her but I'm not like.. her friend or anything.

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[schuyler dupont]

from schuyler dupont

Nice try, buuuut you're on your own. ;)

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[schuyler dupont]

from schuyler dupont

You know I'll help you if I can!

I honestly wasn't planning on going... I already told his
parents I'm sorry for their loss, but I'd just feel weird...
y'know, going to his funeral when we didn't talk that much?
Plus, my parents aren't going nor forcing me to, so...

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[indiana olsen]

indiana olsen
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[indiana olsen]

from indiana olsen

Haha, hey, Nix. Good, now I know when not to respond :P

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[indiana olsen]

from indiana olsen

Pfft. I

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[indiana olsen]

from indiana olsen

Okay, that was a pretty good comeback, but nah. You can keep your homework. Math sucks. If you want mine, I'll be so generous as to allow you to have it, haha.

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[isaiah button]

from isaiah button

Um, well, I have plans to go to Cici's instead of Ben's service thing. If you want, you could meet me there? I'm free most other times, but I know for sure that's what I'm doing then.

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[indiana olsen]

from indiana olsen

Oh, you know. Just hanging about, doing nothing, really. You?

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[indiana olsen]

from indiana olsen

Um, yes please! I love CoD. I have a really baller kill streak >:)

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